turing-tested:

opening a cold can of coke and guzzling at such high speeds that you struggle to breathe is right up there with climbing stairs on all fours when it comes to animalistic urges

(via sludgebat)

annatheism:

If I’m not supposed to like villainous characters why are they always the best dressed 

(via sorry)

professorsparklepants:

webheadstan:

Some of you have never shipped a rare pair and it shows.

Some of you have never invented a rarepair, written the only fic for it, and then wallowed alone in your special mud pit of crack pairings and it shows

(via raoinmimi)

coooooooooooooorvo:

me: lmao i wonder what’ll happen if i light this thing on fire

me: *lights the thing on fire*

*the thing is on fire*

me: incredible

(Source: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji, via hotboyproblems)

Listen.

yawpers:

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

(Source: twitter.com, via the-swift-tricker)