Goths are part and parcel with counterculture movements.
Counterculture movements only occur when the culture has imbalanced itself to favor one group over another.
Ergo, Goths are the cultural canary in the coal mines.
Tweet tweet, motherfuckers.
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if breaking bad was set in 2022 they’d get arrested immediately bc jesse would get his BeReal notification whilst they were cooking
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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
The funniest thing I have read tonight
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BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth
Suuuuuck
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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
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“I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction”
- Mundane
- Evokes helplessness
- Kind of a bummer
“Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again”
- Powerful imagery
- Frames you as a gothic protagonist
- Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons
- How fucking cool are demons???
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POV: Michael doesn’t understand boundaries/mf has separation anxiety
“I’m trying to pee, leave me alone.”
“Can I not change my clothes in peace?”
“Why are you watching me brush my teeth?”
“Will you please leave my room so I can sleep?”
All you get in response is heavy breathing.
totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween
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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
caramel frappe PLEASE
thank you so much this is the highest compliment
Saturn Devouring His Caramel Frappe
oh i love this
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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed
Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING
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